she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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