Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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