Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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