Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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