you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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