I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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