yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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