The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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