Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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