I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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