just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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