I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?