I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.