Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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