I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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