the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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