Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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