did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself