I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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