Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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