New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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