dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
This toilet bowl is my home.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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