I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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