Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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