ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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