Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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