The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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