I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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