You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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