okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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