the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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