you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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