Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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