singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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