farters have to be the big spoon...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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