Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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