It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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