Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
