maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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