so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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You. Win. At. Life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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