I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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