what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.