so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?