operation harelip BJ is a go
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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