fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
