i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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