i jhust puked up my retainher.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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