Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm at about main and main street
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Terrible idea I love it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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