Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize