By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
