ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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