she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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