she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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