barbara walters just said penis...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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