whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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