I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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