I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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