Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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