Taylor Swift is so right about you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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