Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It was confusing and full of hummus
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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